atty-goldstein:

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If I had a nickel for every time Ally’s PC has pissed a “charming” sweet-talking NPC off, to the point that they drop their facade, I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

biboomerangboi:

The thing I love about Fabian as a character is that he is currently living the life that people write Sad Steve Harrington fics about but we will never get to see the intense angst scenes in those fics because he’s being played by the worlds most committed to the bit comedian so instead of ever unpacking any of that he eats animals organs raw.

doreensladle:

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obsessed with this out-of-pocket behavior

willgrahamscock:

tetsuooooooooooo:

willgrahamscock:

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

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he puts “autism level 9000” in your chart and sends you on your way then has 2 glasses of wine that night

(via this-was-a-terrible-idea)

thefloralmenace:

thefloralmenace:

If you’re struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to…

  1. Google universities/colleges near you.
  2. If you can’t get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.
  3. Look-up when the graduation date is
  4. Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation

So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that’s easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.

I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.

What I got for free:

  • Mattress and box springs
  • 2 10 ft area rugs
  • The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.
  • Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds
  • My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.
  • Three short stools
  • An organizer rack
  • Watering can
  • Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)
  • Chairs
  • Shelves

What I got for cheap:

  • Two futons for $50
  • Custom coffee table with storage for $25
  • Three tall stools for $30

Seeing all the tags where people are warning that picking stuff up OFF the curb is illegal in their area has the same vibes as the oranges in Grapes of Wrath, and I hope all your city councilmen get eaten by the live furniture from Monty Python.

(via battlesluts)

artificialajin:

Tried of saying “this character has autism this character has anxiety” let’s step it up a bit. I’m gunna start saying megatron has erectile dysfunction

(via the-mad-prince-of-denmark)

happy april fools. please take this egg

genderfluid-and-confuzled:

tsotea:

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hahahahahha………………..

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youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

(via thebraveandthebroiled)

nosnexus:

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They optimized the hell out of that fight. Well done intrepid heroes!

ariorowo:

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(via antisolanum)

nova-remnants:

doubleca5t:

boygirl-klavier:

doubleca5t:

My ideal aesthetic is what I’m calling “sexy tomboy”. That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man’s idea of a “masculine woman” is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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This you?

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this one

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(via antisolanum)